tow lips marsh bettor ten mumblelards from mumblelard who can be reached via gmail var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8994554-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @mumblelard)http://blog.mumblelard.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84twirOsA1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>nemesis </strong>or <strong>happy birthday, jerk</strong></p> <p>I am probably the most popular employee at the ice cream factory.</p> <p><span>(image via office birthday card)</span></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1054295249http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1054295249Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:26:42 -0400birthdayice cream factorynemesisthe best office birthday card everpeachesgreenbowcode namescod roe<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82p5aLQM61qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>it was my birthday yesterday</strong></p> <p><a href="http://ragb.ag/post/1048345942/4-is-the-magic-number-before-i-clue-you-in-on-4">I am four now</a>.  Three was a rough but rewarding year.</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1048103086http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1048103086Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:48:00 -0400a great finster booka stuffed octopusan hand illustrated calendarandandbabobaby bok choybirthdayscarlisleelegant complexityhandmade braceletsice cream cakesincludejim thompsonpot roastpresentsthe getawaythe new swoon bookit was a great birthdaymy friends and family took good care of me<span id="video_player_1033442369">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_1033442369",'http://blog.mumblelard.com/video_file/1033442369/tumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l7xrtdWu7n1qz5qzv_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p><strong><a href="http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1032828689/because-it-is-sunday-and-there-is-no-beer-in-the"><em></em></a>and a nice glass of bourbon with a haunting kazoo accompaniment<br/></strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1033442369http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1033442369Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:59:00 -0400are bulliesblue jaysbourboncounty line barsdry countiesdry jokesdry the raini left out the ellipsisice cubeslarge hadron colliderstate line fireworkstallapoosathethe world we live inthe world without usthunderdomethe last of the bottle<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xll2Pe4b1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>because it is sunday and there is no beer in the house and it is north georgia and we have these damned blue laws i am celebrating my accomplishment with a good sarsaparilla</strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1032828689http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1032828689Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:43:00 -0400long titlesi guess thats the way this whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin itselfsioux citypassed through oncepretty placeblue lawspretty pink dotstooth cracking coldi got this scar under my chin in south dakotatarnswacky wall walker roachesfour leaf cloverswindow sillswindowsbeersandroot beersdudesandstrangersandsometimesnihilistsincandescent canned lightssundaysnorth georgia<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xjvyJOoS1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>monkey toes </strong>or <strong>fallie’s new bed</strong></p> <p>We spent four hours assembling it. Fallie used a hammer, a screwdriver, and a drill in the process. She read instructions,identified parts, and moved unwieldy pieces of wood. Floyd doesn’t know it yet, but we signed our work in a hidden place so future generations will know what Fallie and I did together on this rainy Sunday.  It has been a good day.</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1032661302http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1032661302Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:07:00 -0400falliebedsit had to haveshelvesit had to havedrawersit had to haveone million piecesshe thought it was hilariouswhen i called themdestructionsjokes like that barely work nowbut sometimes one hits homethe trundle bed is back under finns bed for the first time in yearsthere is not even any beer in the houseblue lawsmoonlights<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vutaoJDO1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>methods of divination</b> or <b>the calico familiar</b></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1027297102http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/1027297102Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:07:34 -0400querentspopsiclesunexpected changes of planshomefalliegopher gutsshe used every oneblonde demons“I promise to find you some glass you can smash today. That will make us both feel better.”<br/><br/> - <em>quote from an executive in an email to me after a particularly disappointing setback. My tastes in vandalism are well known, tolerated, and in a recent development, encouraged at the ice cream factory.</em>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/999941828http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/999941828Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:56:00 -0400i like to watch fire turn wood into ashes i like the sound of glass when it smashesmore than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glassmore fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk then it is just confusingice cream factory<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mkglmqET1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>nerdic petrology</strong></p> <p>(image purloined from floyd or one of the skull girls haha i am a master criminal in your face moriarty)</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/999896231http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/999896231Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:45:00 -0400rock houndsodd lotsnerdsspeckled plateshome<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7jtntJWbT1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>long long night</b> and it isn’t over yet</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/992157628http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/992157628Sun, 22 Aug 2010 06:11:18 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7gy7aMkc51qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>buffalo rock<br/></strong></p> <p>Settling in for a long night of work.</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/984045883http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/984045883Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:16:00 -0400blurrybourbonhotelsloco locomy fists are bloody claws from so many nights holding onto these weedsi miss my girls<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l777klZlSi1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>round biscuits leave interstitial scraps of dough</strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/958012536http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/958012536Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:55:00 -0400biscuitssunday morningsstray sprues<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75fz49dm11qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>chocolate chip pancakes</strong></p> <p>finn’s maple syrup, little bowls of vitamins, and a good morning hug for fallie</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/952773481http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/952773481Sat, 14 Aug 2010 11:48:00 -0400falliefinally homefinger foodsfinnfloydforksnopancake daypancakesi am glad to know how pretty this place is<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l74dvzPlAx1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>gopher guts, she misses me</em></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/950112142http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/950112142Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:06:09 -0400<p>i am glad to know how pretty this place is</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/950079950http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/950079950Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:59:34 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l74aiqqTGh1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>linc says tha good organic gin is the ony thing that helps his back and we know I only drink bourbon so etcetera</strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/949816086http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/949816086Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:53:00 -0400ice cream factorybourbonthe office manager apologizes to me personallywhenever we run out<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73wx95iaT1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>a tombstone head and a graveyard mind and a coffee mug handle made from a human spine</strong></p> <p>ideal mug characteristics include white ceramic interior for easy identification of impurities in water and lovely contrast with strong black coffee, twelve ounce volume to accommodate the coffee robot’s tall setting, and finally, a coccygeal extension at the bottom of a tall handle for extra gripping comfort</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/948691012http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/948691012Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:00:00 -0400who do you lovethrift storescoffee mugbonewhitewhite knucklewhiteboardswhite castleadhocweaponswar rooms<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ushbyKK81qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>57380</strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/923856938http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/923856938Sun, 08 Aug 2010 17:52:18 -0400homemessagesmilestonesmissed momentsdark morningsowlseyeballsrefrigeratorslost bookslost timelost thoughtseyeballsgridsgripsenvelopesreceiptsreturnshi scoresFIN<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6uqv2J8CA1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>mutual assured destruction</strong> or <strong>punch buggy dealership</strong></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/923739596http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/923739596Sun, 08 Aug 2010 17:20:33 -0400the art of wwwarwarriorsblonde demonssafety harnessessafety pin stuck in my hearteighty millisecondspoisepoisedpoisonous vs venemouspoised on the brink of destructionfinnfallieodysseyjourneysahi tunaused bookswar roomsindian runnersbattle poniessunsbeetlesandbugshomecomingshappiness and pain pain pain pain painyou cannot miss what you do not havehalf measuresfull pardonsexilesand<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rby6RtFU1qz5qzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>sea monkeys dead or dying</b></p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/915198501http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/915198501Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:25:12 -0400war roomsyou killed marieblindsbluffsbuffalo<p>and then manoj came across the table with his boot knife because he didn’t like the way dustin handed him his sandwich</p>http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/915158531http://blog.mumblelard.com/post/915158531Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:14:58 -0400true storieswar rooms