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Davey Crockett - Thee Headcoatees

but the alamo will let me go and to my delight there are several girls in my locket but also happy saturday imaginary constructs. -mumblelard

gratuitous picture of lunchtime urban exploration gone awry

gratuitous picture of lunchtime urban exploration gone awry

the kid is an enabler or new business cards
He had a final exam in advanced nuclear macrobiology or something, and he stopped at the citgo to buy a couple of celebratory loco locos to which dangerously addictive substance he was irresponsibly introduced by me a couple of weeks ago.  He doesn’t know the whole story of my struggles, so I am interpreting this a gesture of kindness and not some Machiavellian attempt to weaken and undermine me.

the kid is an enabler or new business cards

He had a final exam in advanced nuclear macrobiology or something, and he stopped at the citgo to buy a couple of celebratory loco locos to which dangerously addictive substance he was irresponsibly introduced by me a couple of weeks ago.  He doesn’t know the whole story of my struggles, so I am interpreting this a gesture of kindness and not some Machiavellian attempt to weaken and undermine me.

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Just Dropped In - Kenny Rogers and The First Edition

Kenny Rogers?! How did Monster Magnet never cover this song?  We watched The Big Lebowski for movie night with the girls this week.  We were supposed to be watching isolationist space thriller, Outland, starring Sean Freaking Connery, but last minute detours are par for the course on movie night, and the Dude was a big hit.

also i found my mind in a brown paper bag once too but really who hasn’t and also happy sunny breezy sunday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

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this is water - David Foster Wallace

Now that everyone is home from their spring break travels, we are having a completely superfluous and spontaneous neighborhood easter egg hunt and block party.  Also, I got promoted at the ice cream factory this week (as much as anyone can be promoted at a non-hierarchical ice cream factory based venture funded startup), so it has been a very good week. Now I discover that I am not only a top ten resource for Doctor Who Marital Aids, but I also turn up on some less absurd searches. If Floyd tells me that we are having fried chicken for dinner, I think I will explode.

and also happy saturday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

meaghano:

Did you know that mumblelard is the 4th search result for this is water, this is water, this is water?

the audio is from here : http://www.wpr.org/book/090823a.cfm

<3

Cite Arrow reblogged from meaghano
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please - Splodgenessabounds

also the queen gives good brain, the president wears tightie whities, another gin and tonic for the road beverly, you can pray to me riaz and i don’t care, i am not a number i am a poorly disguised robot, the man in the yellow hat is just waiting for his chance and finally happy friday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

gratuitous picture of mumble&#8230;

gratuitous picture of mumble…

turdrunken
see also pan-galactic gargle blaster
(via myserendipities via Andrea Bandoni and Joana Meroz) Cite Arrow reblogged from myserendipities
Q or today&#8217;s thrift store (not a used book) score
I had to run a couple of errands this afternoon, some more urgent than others, and Finn decided to go along for the ride.  While we were out, we stopped at the thrift store, and we both found some good books, and I found these really cool Star Trek mugs. I am having fun getting to hang out with Finn, and even though I am worn out from the long night I had last night, I am having a good day.

Q or today’s thrift store (not a used book) score

I had to run a couple of errands this afternoon, some more urgent than others, and Finn decided to go along for the ride.  While we were out, we stopped at the thrift store, and we both found some good books, and I found these really cool Star Trek mugs. I am having fun getting to hang out with Finn, and even though I am worn out from the long night I had last night, I am having a good day.

cold morning cloud mug bed head floyd
(image via The Corner of the Kitchen where One Can Lean without Being in the Way)

cold morning cloud mug bed head floyd

(image via The Corner of the Kitchen where One Can Lean without Being in the Way)

cornflakes
(image via Pulling, Pulling via Falling and Laughing*)
*everyone should watch falling and laughing

cornflakes

(image via Pulling, Pulling via Falling and Laughing*)

*everyone should watch falling and laughing

punch-happy slapdrunk
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The Sprinkler - Sicko

Looking out my window
I see some old friends riding down the street
on the bikes we used to ghostride on the playground
but I broke my bike last fall

i forget what happened but i know that some of it was bad but more of it was fun and also happy thursday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

whatever you do
Two of my lovely girls being lovely together.

whatever you do

Two of my lovely girls being lovely together.

are you the king of anything? king of the lanes at the local bowling alley? king of the trolls? king of a clandestine land found under your floorboards? on a scale of one to ten what would you consider the likelihood of you being assassinated?(quote via stranger than fiction, image via committee for the usurpation of mumblelards)

are you the king of anything? king of the lanes at the local bowling alley? king of the trolls? king of a clandestine land found under your floorboards? on a scale of one to ten what would you consider the likelihood of you being assassinated?(quote via stranger than fiction, image via committee for the usurpation of mumblelards)