I promise to find you some glass you can smash today. That will make us both feel better.
quote from an executive in an email to me after a particularly disappointing setback. My tastes in vandalism are well known, tolerated, and in a recent development, encouraged at the ice cream factory.
the special limited-edition turkey-shaped gift bottle of Wild Turkey Blended Whiskey-brand distilled spirits with the cerise velveteen gift-ribbon around its neck with the bow tucked under its wattles on the kitchen counter next to the microwave oven before which the Auteur’s body had been found so ghastlyly inclined…
I finished Infinite Jest last week during my service interruption. It was a fun read and I have lots to say about the book. For now, I will just say that it was more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk and that would just be confusing.
let’s go get a drink
cinnamon toast
