the special limited-edition turkey-shaped gift bottle of Wild Turkey Blended Whiskey-brand distilled spirits with the cerise velveteen gift-ribbon around its neck with the bow tucked under its wattles on the kitchen counter next to the microwave oven before which the Auteur’s body had been found so ghastlyly inclined…
I finished Infinite Jest last week during my service interruption. It was a fun read and I have lots to say about the book. For now, I will just say that it was more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk and that would just be confusing.
let’s go get a drink
cinnamon toast
