i could eat the neck off a bottle of bourbon right now This prescription I have right now really twists me up.  The doctor failed to mention any of the side effects that have affected me, but the surprises have mostly been big fun so far.  The only two that disturb me are the cold sweat that wakes me up in the middle of the night and the inappropriate specificity of my thirst in the morning. (image via Crazy Heart)

i could eat the neck off a bottle of bourbon right now

This prescription I have right now really twists me up.  The doctor failed to mention any of the side effects that have affected me, but the surprises have mostly been big fun so far.  The only two that disturb me are the cold sweat that wakes me up in the middle of the night and the inappropriate specificity of my thirst in the morning.

(image via Crazy Heart)

Tags: false spirits fictional beverages augurs augustus bourbon more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass hands mcclures whiskey mcelligots pool pangalacticgarlgeblaster no mans land roads crazy heart monkey mind anticipation of a new lovers arrival make merry and be glad for this thy brother was dead and is alive again and was lost and is found wandering walking rambling bottles pills maybe even steal some cough syrup rifling through medicine cabinets passing through nutley hailing from soaper city so drunk i had to grab onto the weeds to keep from falling off the edge of the world medicine a great big bucket of chemicals reluctant colonists i have not thought about that time in years | |
chaos looms

chaos looms

Tags: chaos geeky guy with glasses paul volker rick borg dry wall bannister i like to watch fire turn wood into ashes i like the sound of glass when it smashes more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk then it is just confusing animated gif plywood household nexus utility corridor matches matchstick mat mature marshmallows malapropisms i miss vandalism | |
I need some guns and a motorcycle.

(via creeperstatus)

I wish I could help you out, but all I have is a six-pack and a knife.

Cite Arrow reblogged from creeperstatus
Tags: guns motorcycles six packs six pounds soaking wet knives knives in bed rocks in head knives damned knives and knife statistics more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass i miss vandalism quarries | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Me and My Whiskey - Robert Hicks

when I’m in my whiskey
I don’t care what I say
cause me and my whiskey
we goin to have our way

although i’m down here in atlanta where the womens they all love me i am not otherwise getting my way so i must request that someone please go bust up some shit on my behalf break a window burn furniture in the streets flip over a car or two use your best judgement no matter what it is it would be greatly appreciated and also happy thursday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

Tags: me and my whiskey robert hicks audio barbecue bob atlanta wild women wo day one hundred and one i miss vandalism bourbon more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass flood pestilence plague drought wrath the damn flood is capped maybe even steal some cough syrup | |
hit me times ten I have drunk two bit shots of kessler’s blended whiskey at Larry’s, but if this dive is selling actual shots of bourbon for a quarter I might need to immigrate. (via ubergrid)

hit me times ten

I have drunk two bit shots of kessler’s blended whiskey at Larry’s, but if this dive is selling actual shots of bourbon for a quarter I might need to immigrate.

(via ubergrid)

Cite Arrow reblogged from ubergrid
Tags: bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass larrys is gone nancys is gone used kids is gone idiot boy is gone reart is gone big fun is gone i am gone | |
the special limited-edition turkey-shaped gift bottle of Wild Turkey Blended Whiskey-brand distilled spirits with the cerise velveteen gift-ribbon around its neck with the bow tucked under its wattles on the kitchen counter next to the microwave oven before which the Auteur’s body had been found so ghastlyly inclined… I finished Infinite Jest last week during my service interruption.  It was a fun read and I have lots to say about the book. For now, I will just say that it was more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk and that would just be confusing.

the special limited-edition turkey-shaped gift bottle of Wild Turkey Blended Whiskey-brand distilled spirits with the cerise velveteen gift-ribbon around its neck with the bow tucked under its wattles on the kitchen counter next to the microwave oven before which the Auteur’s body had been found so ghastlyly inclined…

I finished Infinite Jest last week during my service interruption.  It was a fun read and I have lots to say about the book. For now, I will just say that it was more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk and that would just be confusing.

Tags: infinite jest infinite summer bookshelves wild turkey more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk then it is just confusing my meemaw had dozens of these decanters on a high shelf that ran just below the ceiling of her living room she would convert extra money into dimes which just fit into the neck of the bottles this was a savings account of sorts but not for her she always said she was leaving them to her grandchildren sometimes when we were staying with her she would give us rolls of dimes and we would sit and feed them one at a time into the bottle one of her boyfriends one of the men that would stay with her and drink with her busted them all of one night when they fought the wing is broken off of this one and glued back on when she died i got a few things as we cleaned out the fishing cabin by lake george that she had settled into during her last years some mottled mixing bowls a cast iron pan for making corn bread this busted whiskey decanter it didnt have any dimes left in it when my daughters were little we started to put dimes in it again it took us a few years of filtering out the dimes from our pocket change to fill it back up they loved it when i would pull this broken wing turkey off of the high shelf and they would put dimes in the opening one at a time while i told them stories about my grandmother who had died before they were born | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Goin’ Down Slow - Tom Waits

there aint nothin better than the middle of the night especially when its friday night may you be going down slow and happy weekend also happy friday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

Tags: audio tom waits goin down slow had me a girl from tennessee threw me down on the floor and drank me like a bottle of hennesy when your tired and your hungry and you want something cool ive got something better than a swimmin pool more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass | |
let’s go get a drink

let’s go get a drink

Tags: assholes! more fun than jelly unless you are talking dirty talk then it is just confusing more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass repo man yeah lets go eat some sushi and not pay screenshot | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Help - Guns ‘n Wankers

I did my best to sleep
But a hand reached in and grabbed my ankle
Dragged me through the same routine

also lets drop the bomb and drink to who’s left standing more than one and i have the compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass happy thursday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

Tags: audio help guns n wankers snuff more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass day 66 | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Go Motherfucker Go - Nashville Pussy

please to enjoy happy wednesday imaginary constructs -mumblelard

Tags: audio nashville pussy let them eat pussy more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass go motherfucker go | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Black Eye - Uncle Tupelo

when floyd read that I could eat the neck off a bottle of bourbon, she said that she could eat the butt out of a six pack of beer. happy sunday morning imaginary constructs -mumblelard

Tags: audio black eye eat the butt out of X was at least partially inspired by the line spoken by samuel l jacksons character in true romance when he say negro if you smoke enough sherm you will eat the pusssy you will eat the butt you will eat any damn thing eat the butt out of x is part of the mumblelard family lexicon of idiomatic expressions it is applicable to appetites so strong that even the least desirable part of the object of desire would be ravenously consumed if that was all that was available it also suggests that the whole object would be devoured if that were an option more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass painful insomnia uncle tupelo welcome to day 28 black eyes | |
I could eat the neck off a bottle of bourbon right now
Tags: more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass Bourbon whiskey old crow day 26 | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

So What - Anti-Nowhere League

please to enjoy a few moments of the famously banned crass disdain and brash bravado of the pop nihilist anti-nowhere league, small doses only thank you.  happy tuesday imaginary constructs, go see some fun -mumblelard

Tags: so what anti nowhere league audio punk more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass | |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Drunken Barrel House Blues - Memphis Minnie

Uh oh, I feel myself getting sober and I want to get drunk again, tear this old barrel house down with Minnie and then hobo on out of town. While I am away please consider playing brother Andy’s bottom of the barrel bourbon mixing contest.

happy friday imaginary constructs, please excuse me now because I have to go do something - mumblelard

Tags: audio drunken barrel house blues i believe I'll get drunk and tear this old barrel house down memphis minnie more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass the inaugural tumblr last ditch kentucky derby week bourbon cocktail competition whiskey blue | |
the night cat goes within my soul (via dontletthemconvinceyouofanything: mollysoda: lizacat) *information about the creator would be welcomed and the post updated with appropriate credit thanks to use the comments for communicating this information again

the night cat goes within my soul

(via dontletthemconvinceyouofanything: mollysoda: lizacat)

*information about the creator would be welcomed and the post updated with appropriate credit thanks to use the comments for communicating this information again

Cite Arrow reblogged from dontletthemconvinceyouofanything
Tags: flood i miss vandalism lock shock and barrel sebadoh more than one drink of bourbon and I have a compulsive need to hear the sound of breaking glass | |