I need some guns and a motorcycle.

(via creeperstatus)

I wish I could help you out, but all I have is a six-pack and a knife.

Cite Arrow reblogged from creeperstatus
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damn one-eyed owl was mad doggin’ me all night I think she was hoping I would slip up and use my flash so she could go all raptor on my ass. Fortunately, the presentation included several hand-to-talon combat pointers. I am ready for her now.

damn one-eyed owl was mad doggin’ me all night

I think she was hoping I would slip up and use my flash so she could go all raptor on my ass. Fortunately, the presentation included several hand-to-talon combat pointers. I am ready for her now.

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