did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
(photo of Gopher Guts via mumblelard 90210)
i alternate between fixity and fidgetiness*
…but if you happen to find me nearer the coma or convulsion ends of the spectrum, please tell House that I am up to about four Russians a day now.
*or from coma to convulsions in seventy easy steps
(via Schott’s Sporting, Gaming, and Idling Miscellany by Ben Schott)